MICROSOFT, VISTA AND ME

When Microsoft first announced the Longhorn operating system was to be created more than six years ago, I thought it a fabulous idea. I had recently switched from Win 98 to XP and the constant, seeming endless updates were driving me crazy. And the promises of a more secure, safer OS were my idea of a company that cared about the average home user. After all, Bill had gotten his start here in Albuquerque. He was hometown folks to me.

After a year, MS announced that it was "coming along" beautifully. I accepted that. It is not, I am sure, easy to write all the volumes of coding and instruction sheets in a program so vast and complicated. (There is no way I would ever know how to write a two line code and get it to work. I do not pretend to be a mathemetician. I rely on the geniuses among us to do that.)Pretty soon SP1 showed up for my OS. I failed to depended on Fred Langa to let me know when it would bug free enough to down load. Bad mistake. It wound up with me having to get a nerd to reload XP. The same guy who put it on my computer originally. He made me write down all the steps, this time. Complete with SP1. Another year or so and MS announced Longhorn was coming along swimmingly. About the same time SP2 came along.

I waited this time, and sure enough the Langalist said it was okay to download, just follow their instructions. It worked great. Took forever, as I remember vaguely. So what? My system was working well. Then came an announcement that Longhorn was dead and it would be referred to as Vista. I never did find out why the name changed. Just between us, I couldn't have cared less if they had called it the "Left Handed Assortment." Just "giterdone." Sometime later, MS downloaded (without my permission) their "Genuine Advantage" tool. Who cared? Probably just another goody from them. I should have cared, I guess. About a month later while looking for updates for XP I had a screen pop up that said something to the effect that I was using an illegal copy of it. Mentally snarling, I got on the phone to my nerd. "Don't worry about that," he said, "It's just a Microsoft screw up. I'll be over next week and fix it. No problem." Cool, I thought.

Next week came and went. I finally remembered to call him when a second visit to the Microsoft update site gave me the same message. The phone rang, a female voice said something about the number I called was no longer in service. Crap, I thought. Now I'll have to get dressed and go over to the shop. So I did. Looking in the window I saw there was nothing on the counters and benches where all the computers, monitors, etc., etc., had been. No sign telling me where or when they had moved. So I called the realty company who managed the strip mall. A very nice gentleman there told me they had moved without notice (still owing a sizable amount of rent) and he had absolutely no idea where they had gone.

I was without the ability to update my program, my computer and personal information was at risk (I love surfing) and I had to do something. Wild Thing (she still has Win 98, legally, on her Dell) and I talked it over. The next day I went to a long time, recognized, legitimate store and bought a legit copy of XP SP2. It works beautifully. So does IE 7. The nerd put my computer together right, just saved a few bucks (yes, I paid for it) by downloading an illegal copy onto the computer he put together for me. Obviously, I'm not the only one he did this for (to?) judging by the haste with which they moved out of town.

BTW, Genuine Advantage has no trouble with this $300 package. But Vista? Well, I was still all hot and bothered to get a copy, so I started researching it on the web. Langalist suggested waiting. I did. Then I read the first review published (in Cnet) of a number of articles that have been saying the same things: It's overpriced. I'd have to buy another gig of memory and a fancier graphics board. And hope my mother board can use them. The editor also stated that for all the advantages for the home user, Microsoft could have put these goodies on XP with an update.

The big fancy edition, designed for business use, the one with all the eye candy, costs about $400. Considering that Wild Thing needs a new computer (Vista ready, no doubt) and the two packages will run $800, and we live on a fixed income, XP will do both of us for as long as we can protect ourselves with it.

MICROSOFT FOREVER AND THEN SOME
I'm a bit lost here. Must have typed something and then failed to enter it properly. Grin. Ah, I think I vaguely remember now. I'd had a session searching for some help with what I thought was a minor problem on (in?) the 'puter.
For some reason, I went to Microsoft's "help" section (yeah, I know, should have Googled it). Gazing at the myriad of sites on the left hand side of the page, my eyes started to glaze over. Reading the volumes of information in the center of the page, my mind started to glaze over.
Not to be deterred, I clicked on a link. More clickable links appeared. In the center, a long page of help. At least that was what it was supposed to be. I think.
In the article, more clickable links. And some strange use of words. I think (and I could be wrong) that I was supposed to do all this nerdy stuff as if I had been born to it.
My belief is that someone needs to let Microsoft know that America lost 30,000+ IT jobs under the leadership of Dubya and there aren't enough of those people left to help everyone.
Eventually I did Google my problem, found entries where others had had the same problem and got it solved through the kind people who helped them. I only go to Microsoft now for updates.